Alcohol Parade 

The act of wandering from a place to another one drinking all night long..or until u r totally blasted,hence u r forced to waste the rest of your night on the crappy floor of a club/pub/your home toilet.

The main purpose of an Alcohol Parade is to get new mates in each place u have a drink, using alcohol as a powerful legal substance that allow u to build up new relations with previously unknown people..btw often it.s most likely they.ll keep to be unknown even the day after cuz you won.t be able to remind them,). Therefore the most important stuff is that you must be aware about your own tolerance threshold to avoid unwanted side effects as reported before, and to avoid regretful recoveries with unattractive/disgusting/nasty beings of the opposite (or even same) sex.

Broadly speaking even the whole life of an alcohol-addicted can be define as lifelong alcohol parade, where he spends all his time moving back and forth between pubs or supermarkets but with the mere aim to feel intoxicated.

A - shall we go for an alcohol parade?
B - I'm in, FOR SURE!! First round.s on me tonight,)

A - hey man nice to c u again!!! tonight i lost u right after a couple of drinks, so what was your last alcohol parade like?
B - ...dude, let.s have a bomb-cocktail i need to forget that rubbish sack i woke up with..

Alcohol Parade by yosoybeachboy January 26, 2010

alcohol raped

is the act of being forced to take another drink with a person at a party (shot or beer) usually by a friend or acquaintance usually with the word pussy thrown in

Josh got alcohol raped when Brittney, nichole and russell poured four shots and called him a pussy till he got got up to take the shot with them

alcohol raped by tisgigm April 21, 2011

Alcohol Ass 

when you intake a large amount of alcohol and have diarrhea the next morning

I got too drunk last night I have alcohol ass

Alcohol Ass by CaroBLIT October 2, 2017

Alcohol Poop 

Alcohol Poop: noun: A poop full of alcohol that will usually occur within 24 hours of a night out.

"Oh wow don't you feel so much better after that Alcohol poop? I know I do"

Alcohol Poop by Danzon December 15, 2017

Alcohol Alzheimer's 

An alcohol induced state of memory loss. Individuals in this state are often seen wearing beer goggles.

Symptoms of Alcohol Alzheimer's almost always include very little or no memory of possible participation in interesting or extraodinary events.

Oh my gosh, I woke up naked this morning and have no recollection of what I did after the 15th beer last night.

Is that jang in my mouth? Did Mike and I eat a burger before passing out? Snap...if I wasn't suffering from Alcohol Alzheimer's, I would remember that yummy burger!!!!

Alcohol Alzheimer's by Uhohfosho July 23, 2009

alcohol jacket 

A non-tangible source of warmth, deriving from the mass consumption of alcohol.

"No, no. You don't need to grab a coat. Just put your alcohol jacket on!"

alcohol jacket by danielleAKAmurph April 8, 2008

alcohol pusher

The person in a group of friends who influences the group to get completely hammered at the same time. This person is usauly pouring drinks and shots, and coming up with creative ways to make people drink. This person is active mostly on Friday and Saturday nights but sometimes they are needed on Sunday and Thursday. Since they are busy getting others drunk, they do not need anyone to help them get drunk and are easily offended when others attemp to push alcohol on them.

There is only room for one alcohol pusher at Klub Kokomo and she takes her job very seriously. . .1-2-3-GO!!!

alcohol pusher by Melizzle October 31, 2005