Alcoholism

Contrary to popular belief, alcoholism is the act of drinking by one's self, typically while in a state of malaise.

Doug: Where's Zach?

Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.

Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.

Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.

by Zebo_4sho July 4, 2009

Alcohol

A common substance to help white people with dance.

Raquisha: "Damn, that white girl can sure dance"
Barbeesha: "Yeah, she must have drank some alcohol...."

by @ItsMawFuckingMJ January 25, 2012

Alcohol

The glorious answer to any question

Are you drunk?

Alcohol

by AllThingsUnholy;) November 24, 2019

Alcoholic

Someone that drinks everyday and is always drunk at every event

Makenna said to her friends: “You drink everyday and are always drunk at every event and all of a sudden you’re and alcoholic.”

by Ayeee15 July 6, 2018

Alcohol

A bitter fluid used to help white people dance

*white guy starts dancing*
Guy 2: "Yo Duude you need some alcohol"

by hahatbbth May 22, 2017

Alcoholic

A person who suffers from alcoholism from drinking too much too often, always alcoholic drinks

An alcohol abuser would be considered an alcoholic.

by Threescore August 18, 2016

Alcoholism

Just look at Andrew Pappas

Andrew is the definition of alcoholism. That fucking alcoholic

by Campbell Meckert January 31, 2020