Alan 

An Alan usually spends most of his day sucking dick mostly 4 inches long. An Alan can also be gay and he tends to use his 1 cm dick and tries to stick it in his mouth but he will just be there all day trying to put it in his mouth. But don’t mistake that because they are usually really cool and funny

Alan is very gay today

Alan by Scotmanallda May 22, 2018

Alan 

Baby faced fuck head who keeps a dumbass pharaoh looking beard cause he thinks it makes him look older, but he has no idea how to style a beard right, so we end up with the pharaoh monstrosity he sports. A huge nerd, especially with Star Wars, and kind of an asshole. He’ll only talk to you when he wants to, otherwise he’ll ignore you. Extremely high sex drive and is hung af.

That boy Alan is such a fuck head

Alan by Blondbuddy2 July 9, 2018

Alan 

A fake ass piece of shit

That dude alan holy shit he be dodged the homies so fucking hard

Alan by xX_ODazn_Xx October 13, 2020

Alan 

Alan's are absoloute twats. They dont take no for an awnser and are very clingy to people they are not in a relationship with. Alans tend to be weak and fainthearted. If an Alan punches you, he will end up crying. Also described as a melt or a wet wipe.

Hey Joey, innit Alan is a complete pussy?

Yeah, what a melt.

Alan by BxpeHoodie July 19, 2018

alan 

He never talks to anybody. He is very shy. Alan has a very small heart. He never cares about anybody.

Girl 1 : PFFT ALAN IS A BIG BITCH

Girl 2 : I hate him he is very ugly.
Girl 3 : true

alan by DavidDoge January 3, 2017

Alan 

An Alan is an innocent boy who doesn't like the weed. Also, like the depression.

"HEY Alan," says Angel "Look bro I may be depressed but the Weed is a big no no!" Replies Alan "Okay," Say, Angel

Alan by Not Alan Dena May 29, 2018

Alan 

Some faggot who goes to a school full of rich crackas but he him self is not rich nor a cracka.

My Boi Alan is a faggot!

Alan by Some nigga on the internet October 30, 2018