2 definitions by BxpeHoodie

Alan

Alan's are absoloute twats. They dont take no for an awnser and are very clingy to people they are not in a relationship with. Alans tend to be weak and fainthearted. If an Alan punches you, he will end up crying. Also described as a melt or a wet wipe.

Hey Joey, innit Alan is a complete pussy?

Yeah, what a melt.

by BxpeHoodie July 19, 2018

Ryan

Ryan's are typically absolute cunts.

Person 1 - "You know that Ryan guy?"
Person 2 - "Of course, he's an absolute cunt"

by BxpeHoodie June 2, 2020