Squirrel Aids

SERIOUS SHIT, MAN
SERIOUS SHIT

If you like doing squirrels, you are at risk of Squirrel Aids.

by IM ON A BOAT!!!! January 17, 2010

teh aids

When you pwn so many noobs online that you are the noob-extinguishing equivalent of AIDS in real life.

Dude, I pwned like 10,000 noobs on Call of Duty 4 last night. I'm pretty much teh aids.

by teh aids October 6, 2008

AIDS

A lab created disease, originally created to demolish the gays and black americans, by the government. No one wants to admit this, because we are ALL in denial. How do you think AIDS, just came out of "no where"? It didn't. Think about it.

Highest Rates of HIV/AIDS are African-Americans (2008)

Highest Rates of HIV/AIDS are gays. (1988)

by Disco Jazz September 29, 2008

cat aids

Noun.

A very unpleasant and undesirable disease; used in comparisons to express the even greater unpleasantness and undesirability of the object to which it is compared.

Simon Amstell (presenter of the BBC show Never Mind the Buzzcocks): "Amy, why don't you do something nice with Katie Melua?"
Amy Winehouse: "I'd rather have cat aids, fank you!"

by GCLMB June 15, 2007

aids-xiety

When you get tested for HIV and spend the next three days going through a mental Rolodex of your horrid past, convinced you're dying until they tell you that you're negative..

Yo, I just got my STD chech, and I'm suffering from a bad case of AIDS-xiety... Let's roll a blunt and watch the Habs crush the Maple Leafs so i can take my mind off of things.

by Pymp514 March 19, 2007

AIDS Vampire

A vampire, with the illness; AIDS.

"You look like an AIDS Vampire today!"
"Yeah i forgot to shave..."

by Luxford December 25, 2008

Alcohol AIDS

The act of depleting your immune system completely due to days of constant alcohol intoxication, thus leaving you susceptible to any illness that befalls you.

"After binge drinking all week long he ended up catching the swine flu. Must have been because of the Alcohol AIDS..."

by Spanks Malone November 30, 2009