Whatever keeps your boat afloat.

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"

-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."

by lauren.fyeahhh August 2, 2012

afklo

'Away from keyboard, on loo'. Shortcut used in chats as variation of afk (=Away from keyboard) which mark the user as been away. Mostly used by germans, 'klo' is german for 'loo'.

I am afklo

by Wuk November 13, 2003

Affluenza

noun, AH-flu-en-za : 1) A disease caused by too much money. 20 Afflicted with affluence in a negative way. symptoms may include boredom, alcoholism, apathy and deviant behavior.

He is obviously suffering from chronic case of Affluenza.

or
Affluenza runs in my family , I'm taking the holidays on our private island cause it might be contagious.

by The Emperor, of course July 25, 2009

Affleck

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed

i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore

by jim July 23, 2003

Affliction

A feeling driven by extreme emotional suffering. A feeling so strong it starts to affect your general well-being whether it be psychological or physical.

Usually a feeling brought on by yearning or fond memories of a certain person; which when any form of pain arises it is amplified.

The breakdown of a relationship can lead to unfathomable affliction.

by _The Secret_ August 6, 2019

affleckinsale

the hypothetical celebrity hybrid name that would come of ben affleck and kate beckinsale hooking up.

tangerine: "it's too bad ben affleck and kate beckinsale are both married with children."

confused friend: "...why?"

tangerine: "because that means affleckinsale will never happen."

by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009

affluential

The state of being both affluent and influential.

George Bush was able to rise above his intelligence limitations to a position of power because his family is affluential.

by Pandorrla August 18, 2010