butt crust

the dried up poop in your butt crack

my bro has serious butt crust

by fricken chicken strips November 24, 2019

Lotion Crust

The nasty, hardened leftover lotion on the opening of the bottle. Slightly crusty and yellow in color.

When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.

Bro! What did you just fling at my face?

Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.

Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.

by whippersnapper March 5, 2012

christmas crust

The random remnants of decor left from Christmas past.

Christmas Crust for example is the wreath that's still hanging on your door, the clearance section of Michael's in January, the Christmas lights you leave up all year long.

by TareTam January 9, 2015

gamer crust

the crust that DragonBoyoTTV has to peel of his ass after streaming 12 hours

aw shit dude, i had so much gamer crust last night after streaming

by JaxMasterFlash July 26, 2020

Fresh Crust

When a Girls Fresh Pussy is Crusty at a Young Age.

"Dat Bitch over Der, She Has Some RANK Fresh Crust"

by MinderTing July 16, 2020

crust god

A crusty lookin mans that is most likely having a CRUSTSTACH and also will be wearing socks. you can praise crust god by praying to TYLER the CRUST GOD and if the crust god is sleeping never take off his socks because if you do ...........
YOU WILL GET ASS RAPED WITH A STICK

the CRUST god is CRUSTY

by Nonepicgamer39 November 14, 2017

crusted dumpling

A black boy dumped by an asian chick.

That little crusted dumpling needs to find himself a real sista.

by msmasdf December 28, 2013