Squid

A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.

"OH MY GOD JACK YOU SQUID YOU JUST GOT WREQT"

by LeCrimsonEcho July 16, 2014

squid

Regional, Peoria (Illinois), early to mid-1990's

1. One who uses a computer for chat or e-mail.
2. Especially one who spends long hours in chat or e-mail, engaging in multiple conversational threads with multiple people, even simultaneously.

Her friends finally convinced her to get an Internet account, and would you believe, she's become such a squid!

by Joda April 8, 2006

squid

when a female forcefully expells air from her vagina causing a noise.

squid is short for pussy fart

Amy let out a loud squid when she bent over

by pj November 5, 2004

SQUID

something you would say to ur boss when pissed...

call the help desk you squid

by fredsterooni February 15, 2008

Squidding

The act of which one gives the breasts of a female specimen a gentle caress and grab in a squid like motion from base to tip.

jesus christ guys I did it! After finding out what squidding is and how much girls like it I managed to squid a girl last night.

by TheSwagMeisterOfBerlin August 9, 2016

Squid

A female who's vagina is saggy and resembles that of a squid or a sea critter.

Dude did you hear that chick is a total squid.

Dude that chicks squid showed right through her hardtails.

She was hot until i found out she was a squid.

by dosquid February 23, 2010

Squid

When a boy who loves whales wants to give his girlfriend a nickname matched up with his favorite animal but doesn't want to be rude, he calls her squid--which fit because of her warm, soft, pink pussy.

Robert loved to have his squid wrapped tightly around him.

by K-Squid May 5, 2007