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mace balls

After a man shaved his balls, the hairs grow back a little and become sharp and spiked, stabbing the sides of the mans legs
My balls are stabbing me! I have mace balls!
by Anonymous January 18, 2021
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Mace

Mace is a shrewd person whose intuition is never wrong.

They are ambivert and most often whether want to hang out with their friends or be alone listening to music.

They love making bad jokes people will laugh to even when they don't find them funny.
You can always count on them and their capacity to evaluate any situation that allows them to be in control.

Even if they don't show it, Mace needs you in their life so be here for them like they are for you.
Mace can detect traps from miles away
by aze2315 November 21, 2021
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cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.
man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace
by ToeName August 17, 2018
mugGet the cooter macemug.

Mace Irvine

1. An individual who is closely related to a species of monkey called the proboscis monkey. Mace Irvine is someone likely to have an extreme foot fetish. Not only that, a Mace Irvine can be seen on occasion using his beloved strap-on device on men.

2. Can also mean your Gay in conversation.
"He is such a Mace Irvine."
"Look! its a wild Mace Irvine!"
by Andrew Tate's Son "Ben?" February 16, 2023
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Mayonnaise mace

When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace
by DingleEater November 28, 2022
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Mace

Lowes pipe covered in pink duck tape and a foam ball with push pops sharpened to be a weapon
Hey stay back man don't make me mace you!!
by Stitch The Great May 17, 2021
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Mad dog mace

Man it was fuked, he splintered a mad dog mace round his neck and slammed his nose in the pool balls like a fukn redneck.
by Step lupid April 14, 2024
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