Kung fu treachery

When a fiendish master uses the holy art of Kung Fu to partake in evil or corrupt activity against another master of Kung Fu.
"Jeffersons death was a result of Kung Fu treachery by the grand master Wu on his quest for World domination that will plunge the world into darkness."
by EliteFourMARK July 12, 2011
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Kung fu panda

When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves
Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda
by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016
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Kung Fu Panda

The coolest movie ever filled with funny laughs and great humor. Best line is
Kung Fu Panda: "AHHH!!!! My Tenders!!!"
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Kung Pow Gangbang

Group Sex with 3 or more Asians.
I was in China town last night and had some sweet and sour Kung Pow Gangbang with four hot slant eyed bitches.
by Ogdemigod April 14, 2009
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drunken kung fu

A style of Kung Fu that tricks the opponent into thinking the practitioner is drunk. It's a gracious style, that has sudden attacks in the movements. The practitioner falls, sways, etc all to give the illusion he cannot fight
That guy is gonna get his ass kicked , he's pissed

No he won't , he knows drunken kung fu
by rookybeats December 24, 2008
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kung fu breath

Someone, who has bad breath to the point of creating a uncomfortable environment for others, a punch of bad oder enough to make your eyes water.
John had kung fu breath, it was like a kick to my nostrils.
by crazy eighties February 21, 2013
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kung pow penis

a phrase made specifically to trigger tumblr user trilllizard666.
trilllizard666: (says literally anything)
tumblr users: kung pow penis
by :weary: October 4, 2018
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