dylan

Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.

Haha he dylaned himself when his mom wakled in.

by DickCheezeSmegmaFucker June 27, 2006

dylan

Total Bro. someone who likes to lax, has sick flow, and is fucking chill

Bro 1: yo whos that kid that just sniped top left?
Bro 2: thats dylan he's chill

by laxman24 October 27, 2010

Dylan

Huge dick knows how to treat a girl and knows how to pleasure them even better

Dylan has a huge cock

by Jonathrn May 18, 2018

Dylan

A Pussy.

Dylan is a pussy

by a_DrUnK_GuY! February 14, 2018

Dylan

An idiot who thinks that Jack Sparrow's real name is Johnny Depot.

Dylan's an idiot.

by ihatedylanlmao December 31, 2018

Dylan

A twig like boy with girl hair and features that plays the flute and doesn't know it. Dylan also likes to act like a dying walrus making distorted sex sounds.

"Did you that Dylan in the band last night?"

by F3nway Fan December 19, 2013

Dylan

some one with both fully functioning testicles
despite what people might believe

wow that guy was amazing in bed

yeah total dylan

by jiommycrickesh March 9, 2010