Zombie

The man in Florida who got high off of bath salts and devoured a mans face.

Zombie:
Hey, I don't know you.
And I might be crazy.
But I just smoked Bath Salts.
So, now your face looks tasty.;)

Innocent Bystander:

Oh shit.

by linarox123 December 13, 2012

zombie

The act of jizzing into a girl's eyes after she gives you oral pleasures, causing her to go temporarily blind and walk around with her arms stretched out to navigate in the same fashion as a zombie.

"Dood she was stumbling around after I gave her a zombie, it was like the friggin' night of the living dead"

by Rayn, Bitches August 11, 2006

zombie

when you are giving anal sex to a woman you pretend to blow all over her back by spitting on to it and when she turns around to look blow your load over her face but her eyes especially and this shcok will cause her to walk around with her arms held out looking for something to wipe her eyes with!

i gave yo momma a zombie and she walked off a cliff....POW!

by brendan benson May 28, 2006

Zombie

A girl that you think is "infected" with a STD. If you "touch" her, you become a zombie as well. Can apply to males as well.

I would hit that, but she's a zombie.

by Fergus61 November 9, 2010

zombie

An individual who has a very attractive body but a face that would make medusa turn to stone. So called because the only way of dealing with a zombie is to remove the head.

Marvin: Darren, meet my friend Jill.

Darren: my god! what a zombie!

(Jill runs away sobbing)

by Randal Leadbelcher October 2, 2007

zombie

a zombie is an undead soul it is humanoid and hence possesses a creed ie being a zombie is possible but hard for humans to attain... it does not thrive of the flesh of other living beings but the flesh of the living god from within

"i had a zombie body" says the living god... back before the flood but i was able to save myself and did not just only live the once few that was close

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

Zombie

Otherwise known as a "Beer zombie" or a "Crack zombie"

Someone who has done so much crack and drunk so much beer that thay have died,but thar bodys are still running becouse thay are now running on Crack and beer.So thare prity much a zombie...

...I have a "Beer zombie" in my naberhood

Dude,look at that guy,I think hes a beer zombie

by Darka November 19, 2007