"I gave her a muddy zebra last night."
"What's that?"
"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."
"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."
"Yep."
"What's that?"
"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."
"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."
"Yep."
by Juan Schwarz February 8, 2008

by sf123 November 24, 2010

by nikiomgee16 July 4, 2020

The act of breeding an athletic black male with a petite white female of highly attractive origins to produce a child with extremely gifted athletic abilities and top tier attractiveness.
by Joe Allen likes men (sexually) December 19, 2020

When a Caucasian loses a lot of weight and has lasting stretch marks. The resulting white scars on white skin create a white zebra
Did you see Sean? Ever since he’s been on meth he’s lost a ton of weight and looks like a white zebra
by Slippin' pee hands March 9, 2020

by dra.cula July 2, 2023

When opposite races have sexual intercourse.
(White man) "Bro, I'm going to hook up with an Asian chick this weekend, zebra sex is so much more exotic than standard sex. "
by JC-Mcfresh December 7, 2016
