Yuppie

A yuppie is any man or woman who believes they are entitled to high end paying jobs with little or no experience. This is the “everyone gets a trophy generation”, which was created by the “latch key kid generation.” Parents of yuppies, while trying to eat their emotions of loneliness, successfully over compensation their children’s accomplishments and discounting their failures. Mainly because their mommy and daddy was smoking crack in the parking lot of a WHAM concert in the 80’s,while they sat on the living room floor alone eating Trix in a cup while watching the Smurfs.

Although Yuppies appear to have the latest in “trendy retro clothes”, in reality, they dress this way because they have no job and ransacked their grandma’s attic, grabbing what moth eating clothes they could. Then return to their unfurnished apartment, to which they will refer to as a “studio” that has a small eco footprint, which supports a generation that doesn’t need “physical things.” Another physical trait of the yuppie, is the more recent Pompadour Fade, or otherwise known as the grease comb over. Although trendy, it is actually by design, a health measure. By smearing grease in their hair, pulling to one side and shaving the side of their head, this allows for ease when checking for mites or lice, due to the fact that they are unable to have running water in their “studio”. This “Fad” will allow the perfect disguise to hide their true balding within the next 5-10 years.

Ben: Tom, you should minimize your green foot print and down size your home that you worked so hard for.
Tom: Ben, eat shit yuppie, get a job, wash your hair and tell your parents to get counseling.

by Sparrow’s Law November 3, 2016

yuppie girl

a rich female asshole who thinks everything should be given to her and doesnt know how to live on her own.

that yuppie girl didnt want to help cut the logs.

by gggegewgwe February 6, 2014

yuppie hole in the wall

a location with that hole in the wall feeling to it that yuppies frequent to feel better about themselves. in essence it is a place where the wealthy folk go in hopes that they will become more in touch with reality but essentially they just kid themselves and continue living in their falsified perception of an existence.

Chris (a down to earth wealthy man) said to Steve, "I just made a killing trading the Australian Dollar this weekend, lets go grab a bite to celebrate, on me. Where do you want to dine?"
Steve replies, "I know a great yuppie hole in the wall over by Tiny's gas station."

by stolich March 8, 2008

get yuppied

Getting so hammered you black out after you vom in the kitchen sink and piss yourself on your friends couch. This is usually due to a night at "Yuppie Bar" in San Mateo, California; hence the name.

Dude, lets get yuppied tonight.

alternative: You got so yuppied last night you ruined my couch!

by Club673 January 1, 2012

yuppiemobile

SUV sport utility vehicle

the Hummer is the ultimate yuppiemobile: agressive, get-out-of-the-way-for-me, get lost, who cares about pollution, car

by harrie verstappen March 3, 2007

yuppie drinking coupon

A twenty-dollar bill, esp. one acquired from an automatic teller machine (ATM).

Brad thinks he's such hot stuff, just "casually" waving those yuppie drinking coupons around like that. He can get the next round, then.

by dwpocius May 30, 2006

yuppie

a country faker. one who acts country when they are truly cityfolk.

"a cityfolk who thinks they country just cuz they may act it or dress or listen to country, when really they are a country faker and aint gotta clue wat they talkin bout"

the girl at the country bonfire, was such a yuppie. she couldn't even handle one can of beer.

by devilslilangel September 4, 2013