yolk scrotum

When you deep water poach an egg and the resulting cooked article looks like a wrinkled scrotum with a golden testicle.

Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.

I'm poaching some eggs, how many yolk scrotums do you want?

by GrassFedHuman January 9, 2025

yolking

when you throw an egg on her forehead and nut on the yolk

yo did you tell your girl you are yolking her tonight

by dsepeda21 February 3, 2021

Slurp my Yolk

1. When your thirsty and cum is the only option.

2. When you participate in an egg fetish

1. I’m going to the break room to slurp my yolk.

2. Dude, I’m about to go slurp my yolk, I’ll talk to you later.

by Globert August 10, 2021

Whippin his yolks

Jerking off for hours at a time

"Where's Andrew? I haven't seen him for hours?"

"Oh must be off whippin his yolks"

by Rainbow chip clip September 12, 2015

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

yolked

the action of gaining some you hate trust and putting shelled, whole, hard-boiled eggs hidden all around their house in the hope that they will spoil and make the house smell ransid. Then gaslighting them into thinking the smell is all in their head and prompting kicking out the friend group.

yo did you guys hear that corrines house was yolked last night?

by corrine hate club February 5, 2022

Yolking

Instead of saying "I'm joking" one says "I'm yolking". Egg pun.

"I love ___." "What bro? That's weird." "I'm yolking, chill"

by Super Krazy May 1, 2025