Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

Yolked

To get stabbed

We yolked a nigga and took some money from him

by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2018

Yolk

A word to used to adequately describe how furry a mega/meta-furry truly is

I fucked yolk's mom

by oushdofuhwuehfiuwhefw4rergdf23 December 16, 2020

unequally yolked traveling

The phenomenon of traveling with someone who does not match your travel speed, efficiency, or manner, causing an imbalanced travel dynamic.

While we were good friends on a day to day basis, I found we were unequally yolked traveling, as our different approaches to daily sightseeing often left me frustrated and out of sync.”

by TravelingTexan July 27, 2024

Yolked

A word used to describe someone who is very in shape/hench. If you can describe a woman as yolked then something is wrong.

Jack jones is yolked.

by JD #MDhitta August 11, 2022

Yolk face

After a sexual act, taking your hands and balling up one placing it on their head then smack top of that hand with other. This is the egg breaking, open the balled up hand to mimic hold running out of egg.

I gave her a yolk face as a thank you

by Oliver Fisch September 5, 2025

yolk scrotum

When you deep water poach an egg and the resulting cooked article looks like a wrinkled scrotum with a golden testicle.

Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.

I'm poaching some eggs, how many yolk scrotums do you want?

by GrassFedHuman January 9, 2025