Yeet Meister

1. The master of yeeting; always knows the greatest time to say “yeet” and cause the greatest amount of humor.
2. Something to say instead of “ YEET”. If you do something of remarkable cognitive or physical proportion, you would say “I’m the Yeet Meister”

1. Javon screamed “yeet” in the middle of the SAT, he truly is the Yeet Meister.
2. As he won football game for the team he said “wassup baby in the Yeet Meister” as his team cheered him on.

by MantisWarrior June 27, 2018

Yeeted

A verb used to describe a person or object getting emotionally or physically wrecked.

David: I just got absolutely yeeted by Tommi when she dumped me..

by reluctant ninja May 5, 2018

Yeet gotta blast

A phrase coined by Fadilah

Fadilah the principal wants you to go to his office. YEET GOTTA BLAST

by The one two KAPPA January 16, 2017

yeeter skeeter

A hype-redneck way of acknowledging your best friend

Yeeter skeeter! I’ll make the beer run!

by Yeeter skeeter January 31, 2018

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

yeet

the result of a bitch being empty

this bitch empty yeet

by sophisticatedwaffle June 27, 2018

yeet cannon

Yeet Cannon, is a common term for describing a large bore firearm with little in the way of a practical function or common use (I.E. concealed carry or hunting), other than to be amusing and/or enjoyable to use. However this definition can also be applied to a firearm of a smaller caliber as long as the firearm is somewhat impractical to use and/or accessorized in a excessive and/or ridiculous manner (I.E. An AR pistol with a drum magazine and a ballsack foregrip).

Guy 1. I totally blasted that 55 oil drum full of tanernite with my S&W 500 Mag with an ACOG.

Guy 2. Total yeet cannon.

by ZuluFoxtrotGulf June 20, 2019