office worm

Noun: Denizens of the office building. Characteristics of the Office Worm may include: pale skin, weak limbs, soft fingers with long nails and hands with no callouses, highly specialized knowledge or intelligence, nearsightedness, stooped posture, and the inability to traverse flights of stairs or run any significant distance. Many Office Worms have become so acclimated to the office that allergies, paleness and skin diseases, asthma and other maladies prevent them from enjoying exposure to the outdoors. The Office Worms' most common environment is the cubical where they live in strict social hierarchies. Each Office Worm defends its own territorial desk where they construct a nest of red-tape, office supplies and personal trinkets. Office Worms with higher standing may claim a private office for their territory, The typical diet of the Office Worm primarily consists of caffeinated drinks, various types of take out and vending machine foods.

Judy used to love hiking but her job has turned her into a complete Office Worm.

by Lil' Runt September 18, 2017

Jelly Worming

1. The act of a male masturbating with their own body flab.

2. A male having sex with another's body flab.

1. Bubba was aroused when he saw Rosie O'Donnell, and preceded Jelly worming.

2. When Bubba and Rosie were performing coitus later that night, Bubba thought it would be enjoyable to Jelly Worm her.

by L I V E August 18, 2009

Worm germ

A generic declaration that one has some type of std.

I cant sleep with you babygirl, I've got a worm germ and you're not really attractive.

by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

ear worm

A song stuck in your head. Came from the German word, "ohrwurm," which means earworm litterally, and a song stuck in the head not litterally.

God. I have an earworm. I can't get seven nation army out of my head.

by tacos May 13, 2005

worm burner

Potentially applicable to any ball game played on a grassy field, but most appropriate to soccer and golf, it is when the ball is shot or struck that it travels with great velocity just above the grass, such that the friction would "burn" any unlucky worms that happened to be on the surface.

Landon Donovan's low shot on goal was a real worm burner.

by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010

Google Worm

Someone who uses Google to look up everything and/or to find anything and everything in order to learn.

They usually show off this knowledge to friends, family, and strangers making them seem like they know everything.

Guy 1: Did you know the phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law that stated you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Guy 2: Wow really? Where did you hear that?

Guy 1: Googled it :P

Guy 2: Wow man, I swear you're on Google all the time. You're such a Google worm

by BenMiesterS April 9, 2011

Meal Worming

When you are eating out the ass of a prostitute aka worm farm and choke on a tape worm.

Dan was eating out the ass of the prostitute he picked up and found himself meal worming that bitch and choked.

by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2017