Working on my masters degree

To masturbate; to jerk off.

I told her I was working on my masters degree.

by biggerspeck May 16, 2007

Worming

(v)- The popular Japanese fad of sexually stimulating a partner by applying the tongue to the other's eyeball

Person 1: Look at those people worming!
Person 2: Stop staring, freak....

by incessantwormer August 4, 2013

Wording up my fucks

When an individual transposes the words in a statement that they are attempting to speak. Common amongst drunks and teens.

Hey man you wanna beer me my pass?
Oh man did I just word up my fucks

(To Teacher named Ms.Head)
Ms.Tape can you give me some Head?
I'm sorry im just wording up my fucks.

by Tianyunwang April 21, 2007

working families

Meaningless statement favoured by the moron that for some reason Australia voted Prime Minister.

"Working families, working families, working families, working families." Kevin Rudd (Australian Prime Minister)

by someaussie April 16, 2008

Working Retail

The act of folding clothes on your chick's back while doing her doggy-style so as to not lose your clothes in her room each time you want to go smoosh.

Dude I lost my favorite pant's at my Ex's again.

Man you forgot about "Working Retail"

Oh yeah.

Yeah it totally works, I never lose a thing when I'm bangin her.

by backdoorbetty March 8, 2011

Working the clay

Working the clay: To engage in sexual foreplay, like in that scene with the Pottery Wheel that was in that movie Ghost. A shirtless Patrick Swayze came all up behind Demi Moore and started massaging a big phallic looking clump of clay, then sticking his fingers in her clay and then she got all hot and sexy and totally fucked up the vase she was working on and then they had really intensely passionate R-rated movie sex with fake multiple orgasms. Because of this movie scene enrollment in Pottery Making Classes went through the roof! :-D

Demi Moore is so old and decrepit now that Ashton Kutcher must have to spend at least an hour " working the clay " before even attempting to stick his dick in her sandbox and I'm sure as hell that he still would get a dry burn on his dick so bad that it would require multiple skin grafts!

Ashton: Hey Demi. Could you slap on a little more Geriatric K-Y please! I think there are sparks shooting off my dick!

Demi: Did you hear that cracking noise! I think you just broke my hip!!!

by tonyfamous June 23, 2011

working on fig

Prostituting yourself for mere change. Cheapest whores ever Extra cheap after rainy days

After exhausting all my funds I was employed by a pimp making easy money while working on fig.

by True Boss Lady March 3, 2014