Wonky Squaw

Pseudonym for wife particularly when behaving irrationally and/or under the influence of hormones.

I'd love to come for a beer but the Wonky Squaw would kill me.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

wonkery

Engineering for the sake of engineering.

Backbone.js can seem like pure wonkery, but it supplements the development of client side apps simply.

by inreflection February 17, 2013

Willy Wonker

The act in which one aggressively masterbates whilst viewing films starring the underground up-and-coming actor, 'Johnny Depp,' most well known for his astonishing performance as the character, 'Willy Wonka.' This term only applies when the Willy Wonking is conducted due to arousal caused by the presence of Johnny Depp. The arousal cannot be due to any outside stimulus or other aspects of the film that our messiah is starring in. If Johnny is only a side character in the film being viewed at the time, this term can still apply, so long as one acknowledges that Johnny Depp will always remain the true star in our hearts.

Joseph: I see you're still Wonking your Willy from before I left for work this morning. (Joseph leaves at 4am and came back at 10pm.)
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.

by Dawnstopper February 20, 2022

Wonky.

(noun)

1. A rare animal with the right leg a foot longer than the left. thus, making them waddle around in circles. their mating call is an obscure rooster/donkey/trumpet-like "woooonnnkkyyyyyy" they have wings with ever-shedding feathers. tail of a Kangaroo. other features vary. they often live in warm climates but also at the summer camp, tanager lodge. the first wonky was born in front of the dishwashing porches in late afternoon infront of 3 kids washing dishes. the only 3 witnesses. meanwhile the rest of the camp was throwing balls at eachother during an intense game of dodgeball.

(adj)
2. see other definitions for "wonky"

wonky's are wonky.
that's it.

by SaeBaCai March 14, 2007

wonky eye

an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision

I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

Wonky

A style (or sub genre) of electronic music usually found in Dubstep, Electro, Glitch, Breakbeat, & Grime. It has also been suggested that wonky is a genre of music itself.

This album is hella wonky and glitchy.

by klone138 January 22, 2010

Wookey

Dog turd's that are covered in their ass-fur. After they crust over, they make Chewbacca sounds when the lawnmower hits them.

"wwoorgrgrgrga"
Aw fuck! I ran over a wookey with the mower. *spit* The dust got in my mouth...Damn dog!

by BIG E June 12, 2003