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an ex-state university student, avid MSM watcher, basement-dwelling leech, trust fund hippie, and/or a person who isnt very bright.

woke people treat you like the spawn of Satan if you disagree with their woke point of view, are against freedom of speech, burn down businesses and shoot people in the name of peace and tolerance, and yeah
i originally thought burning down businesses and murdering innocent civilians was bad, but then i went to university and learned that it's all woke behavior and that in fact i was the bad one for questioning the mobs' woke behavior. Shame on me
Woke by fergus555 August 10, 2021
The political commentator Bethany Mandel defines woke as "woke is sort of the idea that ...uhm...I......This is going to be one of those moments that's going to be viral...I mean woke is something hard to define.... and we spent an entire chapter defining it.. It is the sort of the understanding that we need to totally reimagine and redo society in order to create hierarchies of oppression and ummm sorry it's hard to explain in 15 seconds "
Babu: I'm going to become a minimalist from now
Raju: What a woke!
Babu: What is that?
Raju: it is sort of the idea that ...uhm...I......This is going to be one of those moments that's going to be viral...I mean woke is something hard to define.... and we spent an entire chapter defining it.. It is the sort of the understanding that we need to totally reimagine and redo society in order to create hierarchies of oppression and ummm sorry it's hard to explain in 15 seconds
woke by metalsoap March 17, 2023
Original/Actual definition: To be aware of the severity of major social issues, such as racial inequality and financial corruption.

Current/Misused definition: Anything a right-winger doesn't like, especially in movies or/TV shows. (Don't ask.)
Actual definition: I was never aware of the disparity between the Upper and Middle Classes. Consider me woke!

Right-wing definition: This movie has one black person in it! GO WOKE GO BROKE REEEEEEEEEE!!!
Woke by Intelligence001 March 3, 2023
Woke; a person usually considered a conspiracy theorist that believes the government doesn’t have the citizens best interest in mind and does not drink fluoride water that calcifies our pineal glands(third eye) thus “staying woke”the true meaning of woke has nothing to do with liberals and politics
The government wants to depopulate the world it’s written on the Georgia guide stones stay woke people !
Woke by Chris vtech June 15, 2022
Not being asleep
Woke by Human being#32 December 24, 2022
Isabel is woke
Woke by yellowdaisy666 December 14, 2016