2 definitions by fergus555

an ex-state university student, avid MSM watcher, basement-dwelling leech, trust fund hippie, and/or a person who isnt very bright.

woke people treat you like the spawn of Satan if you disagree with their woke point of view, are against freedom of speech, burn down businesses and shoot people in the name of peace and tolerance, and yeah
i originally thought burning down businesses and murdering innocent civilians was bad, but then i went to university and learned that it's all woke behavior and that in fact i was the bad one for questioning the mobs' woke behavior. Shame on me
by fergus555 August 11, 2021
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pro-communist, anti-capitalist yet for some reason chooses to live in a capitalist country when they could move out, finding racism in everything, exhuding acceptance and tolerance by acting extremely hostile to different opinions, the incapability of critical thought, being anti-police while calling the cops for help when theyre in an emergency, hating their country because it's not an oppressive totalitarian state
me: yo did you see me shout that old woman down the other day for holding up an anti-abortion sign?
friend: sure did! that was so woke!
by fergus555 January 20, 2022
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