Technical Woody

To become aroused, from the viewing or using of technology.

Male 1:Hey, did you see the new TV we installed!?
Male 2: Hell yeah, talk about a technical woody.

by Rebel-Outcast November 12, 2009

Woody Allen Trash Bag

Commonly found in Southern California the "Woody Allen Trash Bag" is a particular breed of hipster girl. Personified by an oversized top, usually neutral in color and often see through, and very tightly fitting pants, they are often known to frequent hipster dance bars in which they refuse to dance. They are also known to wear large framed glasses, regardless of their medical need to do so and commonly feed around taco trucks in the early hours of the morning. Cultural traits include a huddling with other "Woody Allen Trash Bags" to fend off predators and massive desire to discuss their love of the band "Fleet Foxes". Popular migration grounds include but are not limited to, Silverlake, Echo Park and Los Feliz.

It will take too long, look at the line. It is full of Woody Allen Trash Bags

by Hipster Culture July 16, 2011

dirty woody

When a flabby man stretches his testicles over their partners face like a scuba mask, said partner then proceeds to use the flabby mans penis like a snorkel.

Hey bro I gave Riley a Dirty Woody last night, my sack looks like a deflated beach ball

by Woody Wilcox July 30, 2020

Woody

What you get when you wake up.

good morning fellas, hide your woodys theres aldies around!

by Strong BAH April 9, 2003

Woody

An adjective meant to describe a word pleasant to the sound or pronunciation. Opposite of Tinny.

"Yes, you can't beat wood. Gorn."
"What's gone, dear?"
"Nothing, nothing -- just like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn -- it's got a sort of 'woody' quality about it. Gorn. Go-o-orn. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin'."
-- Graham Chapman, "The Woody Sketch" from Monty Python's Flying Circus

by The Logical Fallacy October 12, 2016

Woody

An erection of the penis, usually caused by a full bladder upon waking in the morning. Also, associated with erotic dreams.

He drank a full liter of water before going to bed, so it was no surprise he woke with a woody.

by BooBoi March 4, 2015

Woody

An old car with wooden sides (like a station wagon). Also a surfboard, or skimboard that is made out of wood.

I'm drivin' my woody to the beach!

by smuggest July 26, 2005