Wizard Dogg

1. The mutual act of tenderness in which one fills a faggots rectum with Cheez Wiz for lubrication and then fucks them in the ass. This is followed by the tasty Cheez being sucked or licked off the lucky cock. This is often followed up with a Salisbury Spritz.

2. "Old Salisburian Style" Wiz Dogg is similar except that one uses a pastry bag to increase the volume and depth of Cheez Wiz in the recipient's ass and one finishes with a pearl necklace that is summarily licked clean.

"Hey, John, how was your date?"

"Man! That girl is a freak! Not only does she like it in the ass, she let me give her a Wizard dogg."

by The_Master_Whiz January 2, 2011

wizard sauce

A highly dangerous drug consisting of heroin and vodka. It is injected intravenously in the neck and can cause chronic hallucinations and the inability to complete common tasks.

Igor shot up some wizard sauce at a party and hasn't been able to move his fingers for weeks.

by whitey66 April 28, 2009

Old Wizard

A list website made up of biased assholes.

Claim that the Sega Genesis was the worst console of all time, think that Bob Dylan has the worst lyrics ever and think that Oasis is the 2nd coming of Jesus.

Person 1: Hey have you ever been to Old Wizard? Those guys are so smart.

Person 2: Shut the hell up.

by Erizz April 22, 2010

a wizard did it

Phrase originating from the Simpsons, used in response to fans pointing out plot holes, continuity errors, and any mistakes the animators or writers may've made.

Voice Actor: "Whenever you see something strange with continuity, a wizard did it."

Fan: "But when-"

Voice Actor: "a wizard did it."

by Fats McRobot November 16, 2004

wizard rock

An indie music movement in which people write and perform songs inspired by the Harry Potter book series. It is a growing fandom within a fandom, with hundreds of bands around the world, many of whom tour and produce CDs. Wizard rock began as a Myspace phenomenon, but it is receiving recognition as a legitimate genre that spans all styles of music.

Harry and the Potters are often considered to be the "fathers of wizard rock."

Wizard rock shows are often performed in libraries to promote literacy.

by queenofwands March 8, 2008

Wizard Cleave

A 3v3 composition including two caster dps and one healer. Usually Warlock/Mage/Druid or Warlock/Mage/Shaman

That Wizard Cleave totally fucked us with all of their tab CC and skillfully placed burst dps.

by Digitalsss July 8, 2009

bowl wizard

One who is extremely skilled in the arts of loading blows.
Bowl Wizards are ranked on a level system, i.e 1st level Bowl Wizard.

see also spliff wizard

Guy1: This is the supah sticky icky, do you think you can handle loading that?

Guy2: Are you kidding I'm a 9th level bowl wizard.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007