Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?
Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!
Ben: Dirtbag.
Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!
Ben: Dirtbag.
by benjyh December 13, 2010
An alcoholic festive beverage made by one dipping their unwashed penis in a vessel of mulled wine. The production process is notoriously dangerous, and experienced brewers are often incapable of producing a good brew by the end of their careers, due to being chemically castrated by hot wine. Usually comes with a salty taste accompanied with cheesy undertones and a sweaty aroma.
"Oh man I'm so gonna serve up my English teacher a glass of my finest smulled wine"
"Billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever"
"Billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever"
by ronedealertake2 January 02, 2012
To treat someone (typically a lady) to wine and dinner. It's to impress her, not necessarily implying sex is required. It's to try to impress the lady, not to end up with a guaranteed guilt-wrencher to imply a fuck is necessary.
by Asinine February 23, 2009
1. The only thing that can quench my thirst is goose wine
2. Son, get me some more of that there goose wine.
2. Son, get me some more of that there goose wine.
by Smacky ding September 11, 2006
A west indian dance where you wine and move your legs like the butterfly and twist your neck on the beat. Mostly danced on the song dutty wine by tony matterhorn
by Kenedah May 17, 2006
The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)
Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*
by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020
When you've drank alot of wine and therefore do not get cold due to the warming effects of the alcohol.
by schminyschmee February 16, 2009