Winston Marshall

A very fuckable banjo player

"Mmm mmm mmm! I would so make babies with Winston Marshall"

by mrslady June 28, 2012

Wikitrek

Following Wikipedia links through a diverse series of topics, usually winding up on a subject matter unrelated to the starting article.

I looked up Napoleon on Wikipedia, then spent all night on a wikitrek till I got to an article on arsenic.

by Joe Newberry February 23, 2009

wiktard

A derisive term for a person whose only expertise on a subject comes from reading an article on Wikipedia.

"There's nothing in the Constitution that says we have to pay taxes. I read it on Wikipedia."

"Try doing some real research for a change, you wiktard!"

by Geoff Lilley December 9, 2008

south wigston high school

The school is fucking shit and poor with a head mistress who looks like trani who’s sucks clit for side p’s. Most girls there are just scatty and need to fix up fr and the lads are just pussys who act bad and hard when they are just not known tbf. I got told that the examiner man takes gyalldem out of their exams to pound them in the dance studio.

Oh ye no wonder Susan goes to south wigston high school.

by Xooxxooxoxoxooxoxooxx April 19, 2018

winstoned

the sensation experienced when snorting cocaine with the new English plastic notes

Gaz: how was that flake last night
Jimmy: it was amazing but it got me absolutely winstoned!
Gaz: Fucking Hell mate!

by Good samaritan 12345 October 23, 2017

wiista

A complete tool who sits at the crease of a joined lunch table and passes the trash from one end of the table to the garbage can

pass it to the wiista. (refering to passing down the trash)

by the real jay January 6, 2008

winston churchill

the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, Hitler-dominating badass! the man who saved Britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible buggery. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.

the scene: a dinner party.
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."

by failure33object April 24, 2005