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Weekend Lover

A significant other person that you will get intimate with over the weekend but when you return to school on Monday you act as if nothing happened.
Justin is Tiffany's weekend lover. Most people don't know but they get together almost every weekend.
by cowtale January 10, 2009
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Activity Weekend

A list of crazy/ fun/ daring/ drunken activities to be executed over one insane weekend. Make a list. Check it twice. Have a drunk ass weened, it will be nice.

Examples: Write a rap song, shotgun a tall can, answer a sex ad on Criagslist. You know, the usual.
Yo man what should we do this weekend?

Shit man, I think we should go for an activity weekend.

Epic.
by Activity Weekend October 9, 2009
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Weekend immune system

Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.
Ugh yeah I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I have a weekend immune system
by lusciouslucas February 11, 2019
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weekend warrior

a person who holds a regular job during the week which restricts their ability to party/go on trips/partake in awesome activities, and thus plans epic weekend adventures to compensate. As much variation and quantity of awesomness is packed into the weekends as physically possible, warranting the rest of the work week to recharge for the next weekend.
Waste of space: Wanna go play beer pong at Douchie's, then pay a cover @ Sleezy's for a crappy DJ and ill-mixed, over-priced drinks?
Weekend Warrior: No, dude. I've got to work OT this week, so I have extra money to fund my weekends this month.
W.O.S.: What? Man, be a loser like me! What are you trying to accomplish on the weekends? I use them to recover from Jaeger binges.
W.W.: Well... I'm takin off early Friday to head south, back pack in to camp out on the ocean with friends, then we're gonna wake up early and snowboard all day at Sick Mt. We'll camp again Saturday night, then I gotta head back north for the bike race on Sunday, which I really have to push, so I can finish in time to shower and change into my dress clothes, pick up the GF, and catch the Opera. It's gonna be another amazingly epic and memorable weekend. You f@#$ing waste of space.
W.O.S.: Oh...maaaaaan. I just s#$t my pants again...
by dildolips mcgeezy March 18, 2010
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Weekend Hand

Guy 1: Hey bro lets get some weekend hand

Guy 2: I'm down with that bro.
by James Hauge May 2, 2009
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weekend gangsta

Anyone who is part of a gang and goes to school, but never puts in work or hits up anyone. Uses the fact that he's in a gang to intimidate others, but inside, he's a little pussy.
Guy 1: What the fuck you lookin at?

Guy 2: Man what foo, you think you harder than me?

Guy 1: You won't do shit. You just a weekend gangsta!
by Mega Millions November 22, 2010
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Weekend at the cottage

Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.
Clayton wanted to do something nice for Matt, so he treated him to a weekend at the cottage.
by mitch71h November 20, 2014
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