Wedding Night 

Your first night in jail, when your new protector will swear to always protect you from anybody different than himself and you will swear to serve him whenever in need until your allegedly sudden refusal or death do you part. It may be also called "wild billiards night" because there is strong likelihood that before sunrise all of your six holes will be caked with cum.

The Wedding Night in prison was an experience I still remember, `cause now I can barely find a chair to sit on.

Wedding Night by Reek-the-Prick December 12, 2019

Wedding Crasher 

To be given a hand job under a table on a public standard, i.e. at a dinner or party.

She was so drunk, she gave me a wedding crasher at Jenna's Sweet 16

Wedding Crasher by Dave Vacc March 15, 2006

wedding sex 

the act of having sex at or after a wedding when you're a guest

Girl: wow that best man is a looker. think I can score with him?
Girl 2: you can so get with him. Wedding sex is a must afterall.

wedding sex by sexophile December 25, 2013

Wedding Veil 

Results when a Groom cakes his new Bride's face with sperm on the wedding night.

More and more couples are abstaining from sex weeks and even months before their wedding day, some will even live separately for a couple months, this is mostly among Catholics. After months without sex, and the build-up that results, when the groom finally carries his bride accross the threashhold of the Wedding Suite, and she takes his pants down for the first time as husband and wife, he becomes so arroused by the prospect of sex that he paints her entire face with man-juice and dons her with the new WEDDING VEIL!

Wedding Veil by SHittman May 12, 2008

Wedding brownie

Wedding brownie ; AKA brown wedding cake

1. At a wedding instead of Smashing cake into the bride or groom's face somebody comes up with an actual turd uses that.
2.On a night after attending a wedding when a guy or a girl has someone poop on their face and rub it in. Not necessarily a member of the wedding party could be anybody that attended the wedding.
3. Similar to a Cleveland steamer except rubbed in one's face instead of their chest.
4. An actual brownie made from Cannabutter and giving as a treat at a wedding.

Damn did you hear what Stephanie gave Matt after that wedding? No what was it? She gave him a wedding brownie!

Wedding brownie by medicneballer June 4, 2017

Wedding raid 

Where a wedding is raided by a gang,biker gang,gang bangers ect. who take the bride,brider's maid ect. away with them usually by force.

Let's have a wedding raid.

Wedding raid by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

wedding cake 

-Another term used for a BIG BOOTY!

Daaaaannggg, Bayli's got that WEDDING CAKEEE!

wedding cake by iflyhighimblazin February 21, 2011