bum webbing

The cross-hatched webbing pattern that forms from dry dirty anal hair, so that faecal matter has to rip through like a child on a trampoline tower

He was going to fuck my ass last night but in stead dumped me because I hadn’t waxed my bum webbing

by itsnotnino January 14, 2023

Leather Helmet Wearing Motherfucker

An individual who acts like or actually is a throwback from another era. True leather helmets try to fully live the old school lifestyle in modern times. These people could care less if there is an easier way to perform a task because they know that their retro methods are the best way.

Guy 1: I heard Rick only showers on Sunday nights.
Guy 2: Eww. What a leather helmet wearing motherfucker!

by ub_bryan_2002 March 29, 2008

I'm wearing what you're knitting.

You understand what the other person is saying/proposing.

A: "We should go order some pizza"
B: "I'm wearing what you're knitting."

by thisisacodename May 14, 2015

are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing

A general question asking someone if they are packing more than the common length of a bugle.

Hey Brad, are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing? Rawr!?!

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

Wearing ironically

Wearing something to mock others who wear it seriously.

"Why is Mike wearing that alien shirt? Doesn't he think that those things are stupid?"
"Yeah. Just wearing ironically."

by UnamusedForFun June 26, 2016

dolphin wearing a tuxedo

Search it on google. No pictures of a dolphin wearing a tuxedo will come up. ;w;

Person 1: Hey have you ever seen a picture of a dolphin wearing a tuxedo?
Person 2: Nope. Have you?
Person 1: Nah... maybe one day though...

by Mc. Mr. Mountain December 31, 2019

Wearing your heart on your Facebook

A play on "Wear your heart on your sleeve"-

Finding out people's mood or state of mind via the status update on Facebook.

Guy#1: "Dude, I'm feeling totally bummed about the Colts losing... I gotta go change my Facebook status."
Guy#2: "Dude, you gotta stop wearing your heart on your Facebook, it's embarrassing me."

by Lokutani December 9, 2007