wax static

The noise a vinyl record makes when you put the needle on the edge of it, right before it hits the etching.

That wax static is a super comfy noise.

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 18, 2018

Fart wax

Noun. The waxy haze created from farting underwater or in an extremely moist environment (such as a shower) resulting in increased stench that lingers longer than traditional farts.

The fart wax lingered in the air long after he farted in the shower.

by Gassy Girl April 24, 2018

brazillian wax

A bikini waxing which removes all of a woman's pubic hair, including the hair found on the labia, and around the anus. Sometimes, a small strip of hair is left on the front.

She was so smooth after the brazillian wax...

by Rob Blaize October 3, 2005

wax the carrot

To masturbate

When I get home, I'm going to wax my carrot to some porn.

by concatenation March 23, 2004

stacks of wax

a pile of vinyl records often found in studios

nothing but the stacks of wax, man

by tommy September 19, 2003

sex wax

Brand name of a product used by surfers to give them traction on their surfboards.

whoa! Dude, check it out, cherry flavored Sex Wax. Gnarly!

by HUTCH January 13, 2004

waxing the weasel

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

by tradesman April 3, 2003