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wartard

Fuck wartards. Those wartards are shitting in their own nest, but they're shitting in ours too.
by author December 20, 2006
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sea wart

the act of a male pulling one testicle out over his waistband and covering it with his shirt. then he lifts the shirt to unsuspecting victims to reveal what looks like a growth on his lower abdomen
joel: did you go to the beach?
jimmy: yeah. i got a sea wart.
joel: let me see...OHHH!!
by jizmasta February 20, 2007
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waste case

Someone who is in a perpetual state of drunkenness

or

someone that drinks profusely
Michele is a total waste case.
by Taylor April 10, 2005
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Worry Wart

AKA Worrywart - Someone who is always worrying about everything, whether it is a big deal or unimportant.
A Worry Wart "I don't know guys, I don't think we should go to Burger King, I've heard bad things about that place."
Someone Else "Shut the fuck up and stop being such a worry wart.
by TangClock February 16, 2009
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wastage

The act of totally obliterating an opponent. See ownage.
In that Halo match, there was mass wastage.
by SeanMurphy April 2, 2006
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Washtub Bass

An oft-undervalued instrument. Those who play or admire the washtub bass realized that its inexpensive construction and simplicity sometimes distract idiots from the rich variety of notes and tones one can achieve when playing a washtub bass. If one wants to add more dancibility to their band's music, they need to get a washtub bassist, who will most likely have wicked arm muscles. Also know as a gutbucket.
Guy 1: "Man, that chick is hot."
Guy 2: "Aw dude, that's Rachel. Don't mess with her, she's a washtub bassist."
Guy 1: "Thanks bro. Close call. She could deck my ass."
by rainphantom February 24, 2009
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Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...
Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."
by 2BC and The Syklops April 27, 2009
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