George Washington Swag

Any act of striking an epic "forward leaning, one knee high" pose so as to resemble George Washington in the famous "Crossing of the Delaware" painting. It should be struck in any crowded moving vehicle so as to set one's self apart from the less heroic mortals around you.

Ideal locations for George Washington Swag include but are not limited to:
Convertibles
Jeeps
Golf Carts
Parade Floats
Slow Moving Amusement Park Rides
Any prominent location on a boat
And atop shopping carts in Wal-mart (Experts Only)

I knew our savior had finally come the instant I checked his George Washington Swag

by Cptn. Handsome October 28, 2010

distracted walking

Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.

"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."

by yes juanito yes August 20, 2014

Crab Walking

when intercourse occurs so many times or is rough, 1 has to walk a certain way to avoid feeling friction burn.

On the tv show last night, that scene was so rough, they both were crab walking for a couple of days.

by mwallace2202 June 3, 2015

Walking L

An individual that is consistently taking L's. A person who is losing in all departments of life.

Lol, Merlin is a walking L

You are just a walking L

by Tank.com October 4, 2018

Weed Wacking

When one masturbates after smoking weed.

"I called you five times, where have you been, man?"

"Sorry man, I got pretty baked and was weed wacking for half an hour."

by Camel45 December 15, 2012

Aberdeen, Washington

birth place and hometown of Kurt Cobain, late lead singer/guitarist/writer for the "alternative/grunge" band Nirvana.

Kurt Cobain was born in Aberdeen, Washington.

by Booger January 23, 2005

walking on eggshells

To be in a delicate situation; to be on the edge of danger or ruin.

An 'eggshell' is the thin, white outer coating of an egg. The shell is very thin and breaks easily. So if you are 'walking on eggshells' you are in a situation where you could break something (or get in trouble or ruin everything) very easily.

Synonym: walking on thin ice

1) Ever since I smashed their car, I've been walking on eggshells with my parents.

2) We're walking on eggshells with our landlord -- she told us that if we have one more loud party, she's going to kick us out of our apartment.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005