willy washer

a willy washer is when you pee in a urinal and some liquid (either water or urine) splashes back on you

dude i just went in to the bathroom and i got a total willy washer

by Conor Mc May 8, 2005

washer

The female genitalia; vagina; pussy

"I fu*ked her last night and her washer needed a good scrubbing.. lucky i had a rubber on!"

"You can tell her washer would be mint..."

by Nayz_ August 6, 2007

diddy washer

someone who washes his mums tits

hey ya beast ur a diddy washer

by Chris Toal March 30, 2004

washerandbriar

You chose 3 people over me:,( pissypissy

Washerandbriar is a twink

by Bootycheecks mcgee March 5, 2021

peer washer

Someone who only washes their hands in the bathroom if there are others present in the bathroom to avoid being thought of as a non-washer.

- "That was a pretty quick run to the bathroom"
- "I didn't see the need to wash my hands, no one else was in there"
- "Does that make a difference?"
- "Of course I don't want anyone to think that I'm a non-washer"
- "So you're a peer washer, which makes you a sneaky nasty bastard, and keep your hands off of my Pez!!!"

by RomanGod August 2, 2007

Wheel Washer

Someone who is not that great at there job, but gets to keep their emplyment by cleaning the wheels of their boss's truck

Fred: "Man Hayden does fuck all, how does he keep his job?"
Tony: "Coz the guys a fucking wheel washer"

by Evetsmahluc August 3, 2020

Columbian Mouth Washer

Someone who doesnt feel the need to brush their teeth because all the jizz keeps it clean.

Wow that girl is a real Columbian Mouth Washer.

by Teddy Gioia June 24, 2008