Wassel

(Verb)Claiming you invented old fashioned objects even though you have not

Mike wasseled by insisting that he was the founder of the free frontier and that he invented the wheel.

by E. Wilkop February 24, 2004

Wakeley

This last name is derived from Norse mythology. According to the Fall of Thor myth, the powerful Wakeley stole Thor's hammer, Mjöllnir, whilst Thor was sleeping and struck him in the head, instantly turning his head into a pile of blood and god dust. Wakeley then proceeded to consume this ethereal mixture and assumed Thor's previous position amongst the gods. It is said that Thor's god dust still runs through the Wakeley family tree and that each Wakeley possesses the power to wield Mjöllnir, Thor's hammer. It is also said that Wakeleys also posses the power to throw lightning bolts at their foes to instantly incinerate them. In addition to these powers obtained from Thor, it has been visually confirmed that at will, any Wakeley can call upon a chariot pulled by the two goats Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr in order to avoid rush hour traffic.

Bob was incinerated by Chris Wakeleys last week after accidently coughing in his general direction... we had better not mess with any of the Wakeleys.

by mahumnut February 17, 2010

Wastelanditis

The feeling of anxiety and general longing that one feels when they are not roaming the wasteland in any game of the Fallout series for any extended period of time.Symptoms include irritability, lack of attention while driving, and looking in random boxes and trash cans for scrap metal.

"I would love to go to the movies with you, but... Fallout.I can't have a relapse of Wastelanditis!"

by bosman752 August 26, 2012

wasilla steamer

When Sarah Palin throws out excrement with her mouth it is only right to return the same.

-Sarah Palin said some really stupid shit the other night.

-I know, she's a pathetic slag, someone ought to give her a Wasilla Steamer.

by Jack_Wagon December 4, 2013

Wasileh

A girl that is talented and most of the time shy. A beautiful girl. A girl who is a great friend and will make people laugh. her name is uncommon, but she can be trusted.

have you met wasileh?
i love you wasileh.

by ehenenwmqmsneheu124 February 27, 2019

urban wasteland

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.

The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.

by tirtle January 13, 2017

hania, waseel’s fav

waseel loves hania, waseel thinks hania is better than everyone.

hania: I’m sad
waseel: *buys a whole box of chocolates* (for hania, Waseel’s fav)

by ray <3 November 22, 2021