Eject the Warp Core

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.

8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"

by Carbinator June 28, 2015

mongolian time warp

The Mongolian Time Warp is when you are having anal sex in the doggy style position, you pull out and insert your balls into your partner's gaping asshole, grab them by the hips and flip them so that they are on their back.

I Mongolian Time Warped that bitch for science!

by LHMC January 31, 2008

Time Warp Fish

A totally amazing fish that can alter time and is mostly found on the front page of math text books for some odd reasons.

"Hey man what's with the fish? Why is it on my text book?"
TIME WARP FISH!

by Zebra Zagels July 22, 2009

COVID time warp

A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.

I thought Jack and Jamie got married last year but it was actually 2019. I had a COVID time warp.

by Zozothecat July 23, 2021

warp zone

A place where most people (both in video games and in fiction) go to in order to get to somewhere much more easily, mainly consists of 1 to 3 green warp pipes.

Sorry if I'm here at school half an hour early, I took a warp zone to here instead of the bus.

by epic343 November 11, 2013

Warp Core Breach

When an individual holds #2 in for so long their rectum feels like its going explode.

Warp: Verb

Core: Noun/Kohr

Breach: Noun/Breech

Fred: "Oh Jesus!".

Bob: "Whats wrong Fred?".

Fred: "Ooooooh, I'm having a Warp Core Breach!".

Bob: "NOT in my car motherfucker, lets get you to the damn shitter!".

by DamnTurk February 04, 2010

Warped Tour 03

A tour that is warped and has many bikini clas women, and men. I find the latter disturbing if not downright erotic. The music this year was inferior to the music last year, if you are going to warped 03, don't for it is too late.

I went to warped 03 and i wish i ate PP juice instead

by The lord of the PP July 06, 2003