waking up at buttfuck

Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.

We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.

by BIG POPPA STOCK April 7, 2017

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Waking Mummy

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females eyes while she is sleeping. The female is surprised when she wakes up to find her eyes are crusted shut such that she needs to raise her arms like a mummy to find her way to the bathroom.

That girl was such a bitch I gave her a waking mummy.

by DoubleD629 September 21, 2019

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Waving the wand

Slang euphemism for masturbating/jacking off/jilling off.

Guy 1: I got so horny last night watching this feet-sucking porn video I starting waving the wand to it.
Guy 2: Get a life.

by Lil remains gon make a stang August 16, 2021

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Fauxbal Warming

The support of the idea of Global Warming via 'faux' means.

The Climate Research Unit's (CRU) hacked email and software code has shown Global Warming is actually just Fauxbal Warming.

by Unspellable December 7, 2009

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Maxi Waxing

When you put a maxipad in your pants upside-down and the sticky side basically gives you a "waxing" usually done accidentally when really tired in the morning, but done purposely on occasion as a way of female manscaping
sometimes, done by a guy as a dare, because of the pain caused, something the cast of jackass the movie will probably figure out soon enough.

Truth or dare?
"dare"
Ok, time for you to go Maxi Waxing!
"i hate you."

*ouch!*
what?
nothing, i just maxi waxed...

by Titagula August 21, 2010

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