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Dinkerface Walrus

The act of insulting one by referring to them as a walrus with a penis on it's face.
Tom is such a dinkerface walrus
by corneilius cumsterr September 29, 2011
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space walrus

a chronically masturbating, intelligent walrus who dreams of becoming an astronaut
on the inside we all want to be a space walrus
by Danny Deadbeat October 23, 2014
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Chocolate Walrus

When having sex doggy-style, the rearing partner inserts his/her index and middle fingers in the b-hole, then puts them in the downed partner's upper gums looking like a Walrus's tusks....covered in chocolate.
Starla was mad at George because he performed a chocolate walrus on her, causing her to get the poo in her mouth.
by Dr. Mantis Tobaggan November 13, 2019
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Flying walrus

Creatures that cannot be seen until you believe they are real. Only then can you witness their majesty. Also the suspected cause of Amelia Earhart's disappearance.

Never describe the appearance of a flying walrus to anyone.
Believer: Although rarely seen in great number; the flying walrus can be spotted at any time soaring amongst the clouds.

Non- believer: I've never seen a flying walrus.

Believer: You don't believe!!
by Flyingwallruss April 22, 2020
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thirsty as a walrus

Being extremely thirsty and dehydrated. This is compared to a walrus because they must venture out on land to find a fresh water source.
I'm as thirsty as a walrus man I need some water before I pass out.
by Cool smart guy June 5, 2014
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going full walrus

Changing your mindset to that of a walrus
It's was at that point that Wallace lost his shit by going full walrus
by Elgood January 28, 2015
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the Walrus

This is an agressive sexual technique in which, after ejaculating in a girl's mouth, one karate chops her in the throat so that the ejaculatory fluids seep from the nose in a white stream, simulating the tusks of a walrus. The cough/gag-like sound that she will make also closely resembles the bark of the walrus.
Our relationship ended when I gave her "the Walrus".
by andy December 2, 2004
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