fresh water jellyfish

Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.

Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.

by jonny5000 June 14, 2009

horny water syndrome

A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.

"I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work."

by Jellyman4000 May 16, 2014

Colonial water pump

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face

Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome

by Henny2002 October 13, 2015

banana water

When you balls run out of juice but ya girls still thirsty. The clear liquid excreted after ya dangus is tapped

Hey girl, I wanna fuck but all I got for you is banana water.

by Corn2137 February 24, 2018

Mr.Wagner

Mr.Wagner is a perverted gym teacher that has gone to court for sexual harassment. Mr.Wagner somehow has not been fired from his job at a middle school. Rip to all female students.

Mr.Wagner is a pedophile.

by the official mr.wagner July 31, 2018

Third World Water

When you go over a friends house who may be less fortunate than you, and the water bottle brand he gives you is unheard of.

Person: Hey I'm thirsty. Can I have a bottle of water?
Friend: Sure! Here's some indigo dolphin spring water!
Person: I'm not drinking your third world water. Buy Poland Spring.

by Walter the whale March 3, 2015

Ease a Gator Into The Water

The need to take a shit.

Bruce: Hey Dude why are you late?

Alex: Sorry man, I had to ease a gator into the water.

by Milky2010 November 8, 2009