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monkey wrench

Fricken awesome song by da foos that got them popular
by Skyblue April 19, 2004
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Alan Wrench

a sexually move in which a mn sticks one hand all the way up a woman's anus while using his other hand to do the same to the woman's vagina... and then try to mave them both together.
woman: would you alan wrench me

man: sure
by godofwar555 August 26, 2008
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gut wrench

A gut wrench is an exceptionally large penis that when used properly can literally reach all the way into a womans gut and wrench them around.
Looks like molly got a gut wrench last night because she can hardly walk without doubling over with pain and saying "damn james" "I want a divorce.
by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015
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Pork wrench

"Dr., I have a rash on my pork wrench, here take a look!"
by Dr. Centaur March 16, 2019
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Wrench Wench

A woman who is mechanically inclined and tends to follow that interest. Often seen with a spanner (AKA wrench) in hand working on an engine or some other mechanical device. This is a lady who doesn't mind getting a little dirty to fix something or build something new.
"Whatever is wrong with it, she'll probably be able to fix it since she is a wrench wench."
by Sororita June 9, 2020
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Clenching the Wrench

When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.
Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
by microwave420.69 September 24, 2019
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Poon Wrench

1. a vibrator.
2. a female's act of masturbation.
Man, someone needs to bang that Annie girl. All she does is sit around and poon wrench all day.
by Bluesbone_Megaphone November 11, 2011
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