Wide White

A noun meaning a poser who learns everything about gangs and rappers off the internet and television. They should not be trusted

God damn, Wide White is trying to argue with me that mainstream rappers aren't good. Fuck Em.

by iceman_east_central April 2, 2009

wide in the attic

Perceived to be demonstrating intelligence in an unfavorable arrogant way.

Dude, she thinks she knows everything! She's so wide in the attic.

by makeyourmomeatanapple May 23, 2011

Wide-eye

Asian slur against Euro types, making fun of their unusually large eyes and possible naivete.

Hey Soon-Yi look at those wide-eyes, that dish is definitely not gluten free haha

by Dr. Novice April 2, 2021

Wide Awake

A song by Audioslave off their final album Revelations. Its Audioslaves only political song. Its critisizing George Bush and FEMAs incredibly slow reaction to the hurricane Katrina disaster. Quite possibly the most powerful song ever written.

bob: holy shit this song is amazing!
carl: what song?
bob: Wide Awake by Audioslave!
carl: never heard of it
bob: 'gasps and decks carl and then reveals a zipper on the back of his neck and unzips it and the entire band of Audioslave jumps out the procedes to play Wide Awake'

Chris Cornell:

You can look a Hurricane
right in the eye
12 hundred people dead or left to die
follow the leaders were it an eye
for an eye we'd all be blind
death for murder of this im sure
in this uncertain time

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight
despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time
when you should have been wide awake

down on the road the world is floating by
the poor and undefended left behind
while you were somewhere trading lives for oil
as if the whole world were blind

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time when
you should have been wide awake

'Tom Morello wails on his guitar'

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight
despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time

when you should have been wide awake
wide awake
wide awake
wide awake
wide awake

'the band then kills carl and gives it straight to the police. they are not arrested for they are gods'

by Alty8 September 13, 2009

wide stance

Euphemism for being gay, after Republican Senator Larry Craig claimed that he was not gay but simply had a "wide stance."

"Hey, you got a pretty wide stance there - wanna come back to my place?"

"San Francisco is a place where a guy can widen his stance without fear of reprisal"

"I'd hang out at that bar more, but all the girls have wide stances, i don't think i have much of a chance with any of them"

by Larry Craig September 6, 2007

wide stance

1. An improbable or rediculous excuse for one's actions.

2. A rediculous or unbelievable position

Larry Craig's wife swears she never knew her husband was a bathroom-trolling creep, but if you ask me she's taking a bit of a wide stance on that one.

by PatrickT. September 22, 2007

wide stance

A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.

Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.

by Craigsfan October 7, 2007