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whack the mack

I went home after school and started to whack the mack.
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Whack It and Pack It

(v) To masturabte and then fall asleep
"Yo dawg, I'm down to go see Toy Story 3 with you tomorrow but right now I'm horny and tired, so I'm going to whack it and pack it."

"After such a tiring day, I really need to just whack it and pack it, tonight".
by MistaDietSoda July 26, 2010
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Whack Job

There are a number of definitions to this phrase, two of the commonest being:
1) Someone whose behaviour does not conform to society’s norms. It can be applied to a broad range of people, from those who are slightly eccentric to others who have completely lost touch with reality and need psychiatric help. The phrase can even be qualified to show the degree to which the person is affected. If the person was only mildly eccentric, they would be described as 'a bit of a whack job', if the behaviour was rather more weird then they might be described as 'a proper whack job'. If the person was seriously insane then they would be 'a total, out-and-out, raving whack job'.
2) A professional killing, also known as a hit. The whack part comes from the victim being killed (whacked), the job from the fact that this is done for payment by a professional (it's his or her job).
1) If you’ve got problems with your car, see Georgie; he’s a bit of a whack job, but he can fix anything.
2) A bloke was found dead in the boat camber, looks like it was a whack job!
by AKACroatalin February 15, 2017
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Whack the slack

The act of slapping your penis on a hard object in order to achieve or sustain an erection, most often followed by masturbation.
Samson: "john, i know you were wanking in there but damn that took a while brah"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"
by NathanReed May 15, 2013
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Whack your boss

A flash game created in 2003 by former Simpsons creator Tom Winkler where you play as a man in an office and you kill your boss in many ways (ruler, keyboard, Garbage bin, clock, etc.)
I had a hard day at work. I’m gonna play whack your boss.
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whack job

You see that guy trying to make water flow uphill? He's a real whack job
by Bungalow Bill February 26, 2002
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Whack My Pug

N. Choke the chicken, manhandle the salami, whack off, spank the monkey, manually express semen, beat the meat, shake hands with your one-eyed best friend. To master your own domain.
"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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