I want a pony

A sarcastic/snarky reply, used mostly when someone says "We want a..." followed by a very hard/impossible request.

The short form of saying "It would probably be neat, but it's just NOT possible."

"We want a copy protection solution that's 100% unbreakable."

"Yes, and I want a pony."

by JustPassingThrough December 19, 2008

do you want a cookie

When someone tells you something that you don't care two fucks about.

Dawson: It's 9:15
Sarah: Okay, do you want a cookie?

by daring101 July 25, 2016

I want to go to there

I want to go there

Tina Fey's 3-year-old daughter's eyes glossed over as she watched a Disney commercial and proclaimed "I want to go to there". (sauce)

by KhanehMD March 6, 2009

You want smoke?

You want smoke, is a question asked by someone who is trying to fight person.

Yo! We haven’t seen you in a minute! You want smoke? Cause I know you been tryna fight me since the third grade

by Hottiegal3256 April 20, 2019

Lulu wants a biscuit

A phrase describing the desire to eat carbohydrates while in the throws of PMS.

I've been off carbs for weeks, but let me tell you something, I'm cranky, I'm bloated, and "lulu wants a biscuit".

by whyvoneeeee January 22, 2010

I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open.

the answer you give when you are too lazy to speak

Ms. teahcer: It's your turn to speak, kidö
Kidö: I tRiEd To sPeAk, BuT mY MoUtH wAsN't OpEn.
Ms teacher: bruh- I asked ou to speak-
Kidö: NaUr

by Violet_1233 May 17, 2021

I don't want to

Me neither

"I don't want to do homework"

by anonymous November 11, 2017