Waldo

The most handsome, loving, kind and compassionate man. One that is hard to locate and keep to yourself. Investing the time it takes to find a Waldo is time consuming to say the least but most defiently worth it. To have a waldo is to have everything you have ever looked for. This is why he has been so hard to find.

P1: Where's waldo???
P2: Has anyone seen waldo? That guy has everything.

by Kalesee May 25, 2017

Waldo

Waldo is a beautiful name...mostly used as a last name, Waldo's are beautiful and funny. They have these laugh that lights up the room.

wow is that a waldo? I love her laugh!

by 0523idk November 7, 2017

Waldo

1. Character from a children's book

2. Prison slang for guards are coming.

Ok here's 1 gram of weed. "WALDO!!"
OH SHIT!! I've gotta hide this weed!!

by Thefanman February 13, 2017

Waldo

A Waldo is a sex offender, also is a child predator, and lastly is a pedophile

He's a Waldo

by Realest_Goon_IX February 20, 2017

Where's waldo

When you accidentally wear a white and red striped shirt on your driver's license picture or some other important picture.

"Wow, he really where's waldo'd that yearbook picture!"

by Cookie Monster's cookie January 29, 2018

Waldo

A secret code word for marijuana when you don't want people to know you're looking for it.

Person 1: You know where I can get weed?
Person 2: Woah! Chill! There's a cop over there...
Person 1: Oh... do you know where waldo is?

by The Weedmiester February 21, 2012

Milkgie Waldo

A guy who looks like Waldo - loves to drink milk and is addicted to maggie. Funky at all times.

He's a Milkgie Waldo, always drinking milk and eating maggie!

by Katy Platypus July 31, 2017