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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?
Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)
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vote • Voteflake • voter • voter fraud • VOTE OR DIE! • Voted Most Random • votekick • vote.php • voter fatigue • Voter's Remorse

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How to make people dreams come true but also destroy them
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Go vote by Minh Gune fan 99 January 19, 2020
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retro-vote 

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when in times of economic crisis voters become frustrated and reject the politicians who are working to fix the problem and return to the policies that created the problem in the first place
The Obama Administration has worked hard to get our economy out of the Bush Depression and has made a lot of progress, unfortunately 2 years was simply not enough time to repair the 8 years of damage done by the Bush Administration. In the 2010 election people were frustrated by the slow recovery and we had a major retro-vote.
retro-vote by Mr.Juan-derful November 18, 2010
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phone vote 

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When you see your audience pulling these out, it's a sign that your presentation is BORING.
Presenter: "Um...and this is the business model...I think?!"
*Blackberrys, iphones etc. come out*
Attendee: "Dude, phone vote says you suck."
phone vote by T. Polkinghorne July 24, 2009
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Man-Vote 

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When there is more than one man in a room and one of said men has "information" he is not sharing with the other men (i.e. naked pictures of his ex-girlfriend), a noble man may call upon the Man-Vote. All men present take part in the Man-Vote, voting either for or against the viewing of said information. As always, majority rule.
That fairy wouldn't show us the pictures of his girlfriend on his phone so I called a Man-Vote.
Man-Vote by Bob de Cock January 1, 2011
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Can you even vote anymore? 

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Come on this website is so ass nowadays
guy 1: Can you even vote anymore?
guy 2: eat my ass
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