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Officially Vortex

Officially Vortex or Sebastian is a man who has a beautiful voice. He is a British man who claims to have a voice that sounds like a old man but is losing to himself. He though has also been rumored to be a waifu but he says he is not since that is gay yet people say it is not since they say no homo.
Do you see that person claiming to be a old man since his voice sounds cool he must be a officially Vortex
by logan Jake Paul April 7, 2018
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Venison Vortex

Venison Vortex (noun): A wild and chaotic entanglement of three deer in a sexually intimate situation.
We were driving through the woods last night, and I swear we saw a full-on Venison Vortex happening in the middle of the road. Never looking at deer the same way again.
by goofball2985 March 14, 2025
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Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".
Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.
by BookinWorm June 12, 2023
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Vortex-Gender

A gender which you don't care about your gender "suck the genders in" as it is called a vortex. you don't want just one pronoun you most likely want all of them so just take them.
ALSO NEVER OVER USE ONE PRONOUN ITS ANNOYING USE THEM ALL SWITCH IT UPPPPP
Omg! Your Vortex-gender, does that mean you use all pronouns? You do? I will make sure to use them!
by Axol!! August 15, 2022
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Vortex

Mad Miran, Kit Seymour, DJ Fart in the club, Kia, Ploy, Simo Cell
Who is that playing b2b2b2b2b?”

It’s Vortex”
by vortexlover September 6, 2023
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vortex chest

the sudden indentation of ones chest
by a big black man December 17, 2008
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Vortexing

Masterbation via putting your willy inside of a full washing machine until you blow your load
Oh my god john mate I had the dirtiest vortexing session over the weekend just gone
by Hypo420 January 30, 2022
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