Vortexing

Masterbation via putting your willy inside of a full washing machine until you blow your load

Oh my god john mate I had the dirtiest vortexing session over the weekend just gone

by Hypo420 January 30, 2022

vortex chest

the sudden indentation of ones chest

vortex chest = joe hammond

by a big black man December 17, 2008

Sweaty Vortex

When you're sucking a guy off from both ends, but doing it very poorly.

I watched it on DVR and Kuz was sucking so bad at both ends. The guy never came and his asshole still looked dirty. Total Sweaty Vortex.

by Bob Selvin December 30, 2020

Vortex Dome

Basically when a girl is sucking your dick and she is spinning on the tip like a literal vortex. This dick sucking technique is very affective.

Yo Will, I linked up with Charlotte and she gave me vortex dome! That was the best head I've had in a while!

by Da goat K.O October 6, 2023

vortex

a stupid motherfucking brit who has quite possibly THE STUPIDEST and most GOOFY nickname in the whole universe.

they enjoy mid run (cookie run), ddlc, and other cringe ass things like dn jokes and among us humour.

generally cringe L fatherless child and no dental care aka goofy ahh teeth.

if you see one just run. as fast as possible. because you might catch the cringe-19 and theres no cure.

jim: vortex is smelly ass fucking brit bitch

karl: based + redpilled

by skidmark420 March 13, 2022

panty-vortex

(n.) the irresistible force of emotion that precipitates the twisting and bunching of panties.

The act of ejecting him from the group spawned a panty-vortex.

by Pizza Dan January 20, 2012

Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".

Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.

by BookinWorm June 12, 2023