people that suck so bad at driving, that they need to get themselves a volvo so they don't die in crashes
bad driver: "see how i came away unscathed after ramming my car to the walls? cuz i drive a volvo, great car"
police: "dumbass volvo driver"
police: "dumbass volvo driver"
by nknknnk May 3, 2006
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940 volvo WAGON (bronze tone)... the only car that will get u from point A to point B that fastest and safest... volvos can take a hit or 27, so drive it like u stole it
by asshole behind the wheel November 3, 2003
Get the Volvo mug.before the time of the SUV, the ultimate soccermom vehicle. Most commonly found in middle to upper class suburbs driven by women (or a man who has been whipped real good by his wife). Mid priced, large to mid size, really safe, ugly. Older volvos are used by people who don't have enough cash to buy a cool car, but they still want something usable.
10 years ago, that soccormom would be dropping her 150lb 10 year-old off at practice in a volvo wagon, not a ford excursion.
by northendwhitetrash January 11, 2008
Get the volvo mug.The most extreme wagons known to man, from Scandinavia to the West. Best with absurd stickers, fuzzy dice, and beaded seat covers that arab taxicab drivers use. It's cool when the interior fabric rips off because your friends can carve things in the orange foam on the roof. It looks like people are laughing at you but they're really crying because they know they will never be as Extreme as the Volvo 740 Wagon. It's a hearse on Anabolic Steroids that only Scandinavia could conquer.
by John Foppe August 14, 2003
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