Virginity

Justin Bieber's Best Friend

I have said enough...
Virginity.

by justsomesadkid November 23, 2019

financial virginity

That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.

I'm going to lose my financial virginity this month. Not looking forward to it.

by George McBob July 18, 2009

public virginity

The state of people knowing you have had sex. Like your actual virginity, once lost it cannot be regained. However, you can lose it multiple times: once for each person who finds out you are not a virgin.

Girl 1: Dude, I totally lost my public virginity last night.
Girl 2: What happened?
Girl 1: I accidentally let slip to Mike's mum that we did the dirty in her bed last summer.

My ex-girlfriend cracked a joke about my penis in assembly... I guess I just lost my public virginity in front of the whole school.

by Kya-chan November 9, 2010

Alcohol Virginity

n. The state of never having consumed an alchoholic beverage. If you drink atleast a champagne glass full, you have lost your alcohol virginity. Becoming drunk is not necessary.

Person 1: So what did you do last night, bro?
Person 2: Just lost my alcohol virginity at a party.
Person 1: Congrats.

Guy: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: No thanks. My parents want me to keep my alcohol virginity until I'm 21.

by gEeSe_Go_HoNk October 15, 2011

horn virginity

Horn Virginity is when you have never honked the car horn at someone while driving.

"I haven't used my horn virginity yet!"
"Don't make me lose my horn verginity?!"

by Puagrace May 27, 2017

level 99 virginity

Only found in runescape, these hardcore gamers have mastered every skill in the game, collecting all skillcapes. Needless to say that the people achieving Level 99 Virginity slay the puss.

News: <rs name> has achieved level 99 Virginity

by Level99Virgin May 29, 2014

Vishianity

To leave atheism so you can love your current girlfriend, and view her as a goddess, world, galaxy, universe, and know and unknown multi-verse.

"I love my girlfriend and she is my universe so much that she is my new religion. I am a follower of Vishianity."

by Troll of Justice September 5, 2013