ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator

you see it’s facts ur grandma looks extra hot on that ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo

you-“is ur grandma hot?”
idk-“no do you think she looks hot or something?”
you-“ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo”

by Marshila from 9/11 December 8, 2021

Vertical

To be Vertical is to be in a higher state of being, often induced through mind altering chemicals. Most common of these chemicals, for those who often get Vertical is Marijuana.

I am Vertical

by Filthy Phil Kessly Snipes October 23, 2010

vertical smile

A creative term for vagina or pussy.

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.

by E. Normus Johnson February 11, 2003

vertika

One that spreads the light of knowledge.she is extremely loyal and down to earth person.

One who is Loving, caring,With a baby face, hot as hell, attractive but stands up for her rights.
Vertika literally translates to the wick of a candle that spreads light.

vertika :Beauty with brains

by Vertika January 10, 2018

verticize

The act of aligning the final two cups in a game of beer pong vertically.

Verticize those cups, bitches!

by Villagead401 July 30, 2006

vertical bacon

aka a womans private area, also known as gash...

bro, tell your mum to wear pants in future, goddamit i could see her vertical bacon

by G-Pac July 1, 2005

Verticals

The act of taking a handle, specifically of McCormicks, Apple flavor, and tilting it until it is perfectly 180 degrees "vertical" and drinking as long as you can.

"We're going back to his place to take a couple casual verticals."

"Good Morning, I'm so plyat, want a vertical?"

"Hey, he looks pretty gone/blacked out/hamsuaced, wanna vertical?"

Hey wanna go take a few verticals in the gazebo?

Hey wanna shot? no.. I'll take a fucking vertical!!!!

My summer is going to consist of verticals and vertricals..

by Kyle and Anne= Same person May 30, 2011