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vagitarian by kristen renae July 7, 2003
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vegetarian zombie
This is a form of a zombie, that instead of craving meat/fish/poultry, it craves nothing but vegetables, eggs, and dairy products. It's main course that it desires is a salad, since it's usually heard walking around saying "salad".
No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.
No one knows exactly sure how the evolution of vegetarian zombies occurred, but some suspect that when the person got infected and became a zombie, this person was a vegetarian, so their eating habits carried over.
Barry: I can't believe that zombie didn't eat us!
Lynton: You shouldn't have worried, it's a vegetarian zombie. His diet consists of vegetables, dairy products, and things that aren't meat.
*zombie in the distance* Salad, SALAD!
vegetarian zombie by Jefbag January 22, 2009
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lacto-vegetarian
A vegetarian who consumes dairy products - in other words, a vegetarian. The 'lacto' is redundant, because all true vegetarians have no qualms about dairy - the word vegan is already in existence for those that do.
Charlie: I'm making grilled cheese, you want some?
David: You eat CHEESE? And you call youself a vegetarian?
Charlie: Uh, yeah. Cheese isn't meat, so it's OK for us to eat it.
David: No it isn't! Being a vegetarian means you can't eat animal products at all.
Charlie: No, that's wrong. You're thinking of vegans.
Charlie is a lacto-vegetarian, and David is a vegan. Neither of these two people are real.
David: You eat CHEESE? And you call youself a vegetarian?
Charlie: Uh, yeah. Cheese isn't meat, so it's OK for us to eat it.
David: No it isn't! Being a vegetarian means you can't eat animal products at all.
Charlie: No, that's wrong. You're thinking of vegans.
Charlie is a lacto-vegetarian, and David is a vegan. Neither of these two people are real.
lacto-vegetarian by Darth Ridley May 7, 2007
Vegetarian
A person who chooses (for ethical, religious, health, or personal reasons) to abstain from eating the flesh of animals.
Vegetarians tend to be thinner, healthier, and have less body fat than meat-eaters. This is because many vegetarians realize the health benefits to eating a purely meat-free diet and adopt other healthy habits (no smoking, no excess alcohol, regular exercise, etc).
Contrary to popular belief, vegetarians are not preachy. You do not need to 'feel bad' about eating meat around them. They have usually made the choice for themselves and live a peaceful lifestyle that doesn't involve forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats.
Vegetarians tend to be thinner, healthier, and have less body fat than meat-eaters. This is because many vegetarians realize the health benefits to eating a purely meat-free diet and adopt other healthy habits (no smoking, no excess alcohol, regular exercise, etc).
Contrary to popular belief, vegetarians are not preachy. You do not need to 'feel bad' about eating meat around them. They have usually made the choice for themselves and live a peaceful lifestyle that doesn't involve forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats.
Would you like a hot dog?
No thank you, I'm a vegetarian.
Oh okay, we have some veggie burgers if you would like one.
Yes, thank you very much!
No thank you, I'm a vegetarian.
Oh okay, we have some veggie burgers if you would like one.
Yes, thank you very much!
Vegetarian by Conroys April 22, 2009
ovo-vegetarian
A vegetarian who eats eggs. Even those who become vegetarians for moral reasons can eat eggs, because those sold as food are not fertilised and can thus never develop into birds.
Alice: Can I get some egg salad over here?
Bob: Egg salad? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Alice: I'm an ovo-vegetarian, actually.
Bob: Egg salad? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Alice: I'm an ovo-vegetarian, actually.
ovo-vegetarian by Darth Ridley May 7, 2007
Pollo-Vegetarian
a person who eats chicken, but no other meat. they are still vegetarians, but a different type.. morons who said they are not vegetarians.. ur head is up ur ass
Pollo-Vegetarian by u suck April 8, 2005
Vegetarian Party
A gathering of women where men (meat) are strictly not allowed to attend. The opposite of sausage fest.
Hey guys, come on over tonight for beers and poker. The wife is going out with her friends to a Vegetarian Party. They are watching "Little Women" at the movie theater after dinner.
Vegetarian Party by kylomite October 30, 2008