Vanity

a sad indivdual with no real friends, just those on myspace, of which he has several thousand.
Thinks he is perfect, but really a pathetic wannabe.
May suffer from obesity/ bad hair
Often has a britney obsession, brought on by a desire to copy Chris Crocker

'pc4pc?
w4w?
save britney!
3K no proof!'

'omg he's such a vanity'

by ilybritney February 12, 2008

vanity googleing

to google yourself, can be used to tell someone that they're narcicistic

people that vanity google to find their self worth suck balls

since you think you're such the shit, why don't you just go do some vanity googleing so we don't have to deal with your crap

by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006

Vanity

A person who is a bully and believes she is better than people but is the complete opposite and is a complete prick.

Fuck you vanity

by TurntUpUnicorn3000 August 14, 2018

vanking

Vaginal-wanking, a girl’s form of wanking

She was caught vanking in the toilets before class

by Floatingfeather December 5, 2017

vanity

Your personality;you as a person.

Don't attack my vanity.

by Jimmy January 21, 2004

Vanity

Shimmered & glistening, the pimply, akward teens that shop or the clothing store. Filled with clothes you will fill goodwill with someday are:
froggy pj's
scandalous mini boob tube tops
or cheap pleather ensembles
everything a middle school child would want

Alice: whoa! cole where did you get those mad hops
Cole: oo you mean my froggy p.j's
Yeah my shit is hype
Alice: ooo your sooooo vain
Cole: no....Vanity...boooo yaaa! word

by Trashlee June 26, 2007

Vannity

A real ass female , very pretty can be nice but mean likes to make people laugh , shes a comedian & a great friend :)

Aye theres vannity ! My favorite person

by Suckalilwoodpecker December 25, 2019